Bad State Mottos

These are some possible state mottos from all 50 States. Luckily, none of these states has adopted any of these mottos. 

Alabama 
Literacy Ain't Everything
Yes, we have Electricity

Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona

But It's a Dry Heat

Arkansas
At Least We're not Oklahoma
Literacy Ain't Everything

California
Se Habla Ingles
By 30, Our Women have more Plastic than your Honda

Colorado
If you don't Ski, don't bother

Connecticut
New York City's OTHER Suburb
Like Massachusetts, only the Kennedy's Don't own it yet

Delaware
We really do like the chemicals in our water

Florida
The Gunshine State
Ask us about our grandkids

Georgia
We put the "Fun" in Fundametalist Extremism

Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru ( Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave us your Money )

Idaho
Famous for Potatoes ... and Neo-Nazis
More than just Potatoes...Well Okay, We're Not, But the Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois
Gateway to Iowa
Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

Indiana
Home of Dan Quayle
Two Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa
We do Amazing things With Corn

Kansas
First of the Rectangle States
Don't Blame Us: We Voted For Dole

Kentucky
Five Million People, 15 Last Names

Louisiana
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine
For Sale
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland
We're Better Than Virginia, Damn It!
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's ( For Most Tax Brackets )

Michigan
First Line OF Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota
Land of 10,000 lakes and 3,000 man-made ponds and 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitos

Mississippi
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana
Land of the Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and very little else

Nebraska
Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada
Whores and Poker!

New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey
The Garbage State
You Want Your #%$@## Motto? I Got Yer $@&#%# Motto Right Here!

New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney

North Carolina
Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio
Don't Judge us by Cleveland
At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma
Like The Play, Only No Singing

Oregon
Jerry Garcia was here!
Spotted Owl Is What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania
Cook with Coal

Rhode Island
We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina
Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota
Closer than North Dakota

Tennessee
The Educashun State

Texas
Don't Mess with Texas-We're Armed
Si Hablo Ingles

Utah
Our Jesus is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont
Yep

Virginia
We're Better Than Maryland, Damn It!
Who Says Goverment Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix

Washington
Keep Washington Green, Grow Hemp
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers

Washington D.C.
Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia
One Big Happy Family.......Really!

Wisconsin
Come Cut The Cheese
Come Sniff our Dairy Air

Wyoming
Flat Is Where It's At
Where Men Are Men....and the Sheep are Scared!!!