Top 10 things that sounds dirty in the office but aren't

10. I need to whip it out by 5 

9. Mind if I use your laptop? 

8. Just stick it in my box. 

7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag! 

6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!! 

5. HMMMMMMM......I think it's out of fluid! 

4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish. 

3. It's an entry-level position. 

2. When do you think you'll be getting off today? 

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty at the office but isn't: 

1. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there!