Top 10 summer camps NOT to send your kids to:

10. Tommy Lee's-----------Camp Kickachickee 

9. Lorena Bobbit's------ Camp Cutaweewee 

8. Tanya Harding's------ Camp Wackaneenee 

7. Kenneth Starr's-------Camp Catchacrookee 

6. Louis Farakahn's----- Camp Killawhitey 

5. O.J. Simpsons'------- Camp Killachickee 

4. Michael Jackson's---- Camp Wannabewhitey 

3. President Clinton's---Camp Getahoochie 

2. Ellen Degeneras'----- Camp Lickacoochie 

And the number one camp not to send your kid to: 

1. Monica Lewinsky's---- Camp Suckapeepee