Why a girl should marry an Engineer

Why A Girl Should Marry An Engineer When  Choosing A Mate, Compare These Other Professionals To  Engineers

DOCTOR

Supposedly, all women are after a Doctor, so don't  expect your relationship to last more than 5 years. Eventually, he'll run  off with some nurse from his office, or one of his young women patients  that is pretending to be sick. He'll wait until you are stuck with a few  kids to do this. This is not a problem with your Engineer husband. He had a  hard enough time meeting you. It is unlikely he'll ever meet another woman  in his profession.

LAWYER

Do you seriously expect an honest,  trusting relationship with someone who gets paid for lying? Once again,  this is not a problem with your Engineer spouse. He doesn't have enough  social skills to lie convincingly. An additional drawback to marrying lawyer is when the divorce happens you will get  nothing.

SALESMAN

See honesty segment under Lawyer. Plus, he will be  traveling to trade shows, etc. where he will be in the company of other  equally trustworthy individuals. Don't be surprised when you get the  invitation to show up on the Ricki Lake show. The company that your  Engineer husband
works at will keep him in a cage, often called a cubicle,  until he is ready to go home to you.

TEACHER

The only reason he  entered this profession is so that he could be surrounded by newly  post-pubescent girls who idolize him. He'll be in jail soon, and then  you'll have to look for another man.

HAZARDOUS PROFESSIONS, I.E.  FIREFIGHTER, CONSTRUCTION WORKER, ETC.

Your husband, if he is not dead  by some accident, will likely be crippled with a back injury, etc. just  about the time you are at your sexual peak. The only hazards that  your
Engineer husband will face is losing his eyesight by staring at the  computer terminal for too long. This hazard actually has some benefits. For  one, he will not notice that you are getting older, since you will be a  blur. He will remember you as when he first met you, because the memory  will still be sharp.

And If you think he is looking at another woman, and  you ask "Honey, were you looking at her?", he'll honestly be able to  say that he didn't even see  her.