40-ish.............................................49
Adventurous................. Slept with everyone
Athletic...................................... No tits
Average looking.................... Ugly
Beautiful........................... Pathological liar
Contagious Smile.................. Does a lot of pills
Emotionally Secure...................... On medication
Feminist.......................................... Fat
Free spirit.................................... Junkie
Friendship first.......................... Former slut
Fun.......................................... Annoying
New-Age............ Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned............................. No BJs
Open-minded................................. Desperate
Outgoing...................... Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate............................... Sloppy d runk
Professional.................................... Bitch
Voluptuous................................... Very Fat
Large frame................................. Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate............................... Stalker