Perfect day for Him and Her

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER 

8.15     Wake up to hugs and kisses 
8.30     Weigh in 5lb lighter than yesterday 
8.45     Breakfast in bed. Freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants. 
9.00     A small gift placed on breakfast tray is expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner 
9.15     Soothing hot bath with frangipani oil 
10.00   Light work out at club with handsome and funny personal trainer 
10.30   Facials, manicure, shampoo, condition and blow-dry 
12.00   Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe 
12.45   Catch sight of husbands/boyfriends ex. Notice she has gained two stone. 
1.00     Shopping with friends. Unlimited credit 
3.00     Nap 
4.00     Three dozen roses delivered by florist 
4.15     Light work out at club followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he
            rarely gets to work on such a perfect body? 
5.30     Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe 
7.30     Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing with compliments received 
            from other diners/dancers 
10.00   Hot shower (alone) 
10.50   Carried to bed - (freshly ironed, crisp, new linen) 
11.00   Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling 
11.15   Fall asleep in his big strong arms. 


THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM 

AM 

6.00     Alarm 
6.15     Blow job 
6.30     Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section 
7.00     Breakfast: Rumpsteak and eggs, coffee and toast all cooked by naked buxom wench. 
7.30     Limo arrived 
7.45     Several whiskeys on route to the airport 
9.15     Flight in personal Lear jet 
9.30     Limo to Riverside Oaks gold club (blow job on route) 
9.45     Play front nine (two under par) 
11.45   Lunch: - Pie chips and gravy…3 lagers and a bottle of Dom Perignon 

PM 

12.15   Blow job 
12.30   Play back nine (4 under Par) 
2.15     Limo back to the airport (several whiskeys) 
2.30     Fly to Monte Carlo 
3.30     Late afternoon fishing trip with all female crew (all nude) 
4.30     Land world record marline - On light tackle 
5.00     Fly home, massage and hand job by Elle McPherson 
6.45     Shit, shower and shave 
7.00     Watch news. Michael Jackson assassinated: Marijuana & porn legalized 
7.30     Dinner: Lobster to start Dom Perignon 1953. Big juicy steak followed by ice cream served on a pair of tits 
9.00     Napoleon Brandy and Cohuna cigar in front of wall size TV as you watch international  match of the day.
9.30     Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies) 
11.00   Massage and Jacuzzi with pizza snacks and a cleansing beer or two 
11.30   A night cap blow job 
11.45   In bed alone 
11.50   A twelve-second fart, which changes notes 4, times and forces the dog to leave the room.