Paki Jokes

A Pakistani tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of Delhi found himself needing to urinate badly. After a long search he could not find any place to you-know, and eventually couldn't control himself and chose a silent corner of a clean street to release himself.

As soon as he had just started you-know-what, a Delhi police official approached him, "Hey, What do you think you're doing here?"

Pakistani tourist: "Sorry I have to Pee"

Police : "No Peeing here okay ? Follow me."

The Police officer took him to a beautiful garden nearby with lots of grass, flowers and singing birds around.

Police: "Pee here..... and have a nice day".

Pakistani tourist : "Oh Sir, ....... that's very nice of you, is this Indian courtesy?"

Police: "No.......this is The Pakistani Embassy!"

Did you hear about the shutdown of the Karachi National Library?
Somebody stole the book.

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How do you stop a Paki tank?
Shoot the men pushing it.

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How do you disable a Paki tank?
Hide the wind-up key.

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How do you disable Paki missiles?
Cut the rubber band.

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Paki military researchers have recently ordered for the enlargement of the hatches on tanks and oth
er armoured vehicles. This is so they can be more easily abandoned in enemy territory.

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Have you ever seen Paki war heroes?
Neither have Pakis.

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Did you hear about the latest Paki invention?
It's a solar powered flashlight.

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Did you hear about the other latest Paki invention?
The new automatic parachutes. They open on impact.

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How do you sink a Paki battleship?
Put it in water.

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Did you hear about the 2 seater jet which crashed into a cemetery in Karachi?
The Pakistani officials have so far recovered 1000 bodies.

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Did you hear about the Paki admiral who had asked to be buried at sea?
Five Pakistani sailors died digging his grave.

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Did you hear about the other tragedy in Karachi?
There was a terrible  power cut in Karachi's Four Square Shopping Mall. People were stuck on  the escalator for four hours.

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Did you hear about the Paki family that froze to death outside a theatre?
They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the winter"

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Did you hear about the Paki helicopter crash?
The pilot felt cold, so he turned off the fan.